Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Emily Walker.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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