- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Poop

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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