- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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