A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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