A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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