- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Knock Knock Who's there

hey justin

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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