- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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