- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did the man die? He was old.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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