- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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