- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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