Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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