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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

the WNBA.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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