what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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