I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

America Votes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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