- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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