Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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69.... is a number

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Guess what? SHADAP

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Anti Joke

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