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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Your mom.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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