Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Penis.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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