- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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