- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

My nipple is bleeding

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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