Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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