Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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A black man without problems.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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