What did the snake say to the rat?

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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minorities

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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