Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

An Aisian failed a test

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

The FCC

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CFL

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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