Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Anti Joke

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