How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

flavin's head

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

I'm going to Re-write History... History

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Trump will make America great again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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