- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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