- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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