- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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