Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Justin Bieber

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

A man penetrates another man.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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