- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

the WNBA.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the man die? He was old.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Justin Bieber

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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