- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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