"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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knock knock... ...no answer

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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