Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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