- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

I love pissing people off :P

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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