What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Justin's life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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