- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

wenis

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.