whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

A man penetrates another man.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Knock knock Fuck off!

Justin Bieber

Can anyone Lenin money?

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Well this is pointless.....

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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