- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

the WNBA.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the man die? He was old.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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