Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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