Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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The Morman Religion.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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