- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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