- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Lets Go Lakers!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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