Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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AIDS.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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