An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do black people eat? Food.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Do the roar!

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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