- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

a black man did not eat chicken.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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