- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

what is 3+3= 8

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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