- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

vote this down and i will DOX you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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