Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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