What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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