What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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The joke below me is retarded

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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My nipple is bleeding

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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My life

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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