why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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pussy enough said

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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your going to die

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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