A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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