A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Womens rights

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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YOLO

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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