My nipple is bleeding

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Hi my name is Bob

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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