knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

A black man without problems.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Winking at old people

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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