how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Yah? Well your a ********

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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