What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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