Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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A black man without problems.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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9/11

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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