Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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thumbs up!

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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youre gay

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Penis.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Obama

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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