What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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black

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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mitt romney

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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