Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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hi im paul!

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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