A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Knock knock

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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