Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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