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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

The truth is he loves her!!

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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