- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

vote this down and i will DOX you

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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